Tuesday, May 26, 2009

feed your head

I saw this in a liquor store display from the bus window a while back-- if I didn't HAVE to be some where prompt I would have jumped off to snatch this fabulous gem up!!



Now mind you after some research I have found that this Vodka is between 49-69 very fancy dollars.
But that skull bottle just maybe worth it all for my frequent Halloween entertaining. I will seek out an online deal-- it will be my new mission.

Check out Dan Aykroyd selling the wonders of this apparently very delicious vodka. It is fun but 8 minutes...


If you don't have 8 minutes you can check out the "PC guy" breaking his character by using a mac to film his tasting. They tell me since it is flipped it is filmed on a mac. His glasses make him kinda hip>> Mac guy watch out!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Can I get an Amen?!

Last week Sara Bell discovered a Cheeto shaped as she described “like a praying figure in robe.” 

She and her husband are keeping the “Cheesus” in a clear plastic watch box, covered with a tissue blanket. It really is precious. Both that they call him "Cheesus" AND that they made him a little bed :D!! 

This seems to me a sign that Jesus wants us to eat cheetos! 

Her husband Dan Bell, said they are considering placing the item up for sale on eBay. 

"How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents,could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it," he said. 

Eat the Cheesus?? Hmmmmm… 

Mind you while this Cheeto is shaped like the body of Christ, Cheetos will not be replacing the Eucharist at church anytime soon—that would just be blasphemous!!

It just leaves me to wonder if the “Cheesus” is a regular ol' fried Cheeto or of the less indulgent “baked” variety.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Now that's a statement!!

Thanks to my buddy Rob, it was brought to my attention that there are some swine flu masks with a sense of humor-- YESSSSS i knew it!!! check them out:



*SCREW THE FLU*

i find myself baffled by the growing amount of people wearing masks to "prevent" themselves from contracting the swine flu...

What i find even more disturbing is the growing frequency at which i see said mask being removed to smoke, eat, or drink. Am i wrong or doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Plus i kinda think that it can get into your eyes, onto hands or maybe into the crevice on the side of the mask, maybe i am just a doubting thomas. Maybe masks are good.

They could be a fashion statement like how i envisioned the eye patch catching on a few months back...

just picture it: a black diamond encrusted eye patch strutting its stuff down 5th avenue. now that is fierce.

Maybe i should be more concerned and not so flip.

But some how i am not.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

JUST AWESOME!!!!

This is the most ridiculously amazing cat i have ever laid eyes on...
Kind of like the Chinese Crested of the cat world :D

WOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOT!!!!!


Sunday, March 1, 2009

OMG!!!!

i am dying... i love Blythe and here is her moment
to shine for the Target/McQueen collection.

i cannot wait for it to arrive i am going to
get up with the rooster for this one!!


March 4th is the one day that i will be thankful that
Mazzy is a pain in the arse and wakes me up at the crack of dawn...


check it out AMAZING!!!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

UPDATES--on love day!

OK so this Is just an update of sorts…

I went to comic-con last weekend and it was amazing as always!! I love just wondering around and seeing what people are up to, but the down side of that is what I am NOT up to.

I am going to get my ass in gear and my goal is to complete and print 3 books so that next year I can get myself a table and rock the con.

Also part of this epiphany was inspired by seeing coraline, I think I was the ONLY person in the theater secretly crying under her 3D glasses. It was just so beautiful and it just made me sad cuz I am selling shampoo for a living and not doing “good things” "beautiful things" that make people happy.

So this is another part of my goal—I have tons of material half started and it is [if I can say so myself] good shit!!

So I am going to finish "If mice had human ears" next. It is a GREAT story of a lab mouse with a human ear grown on his back—he escapes his petri dish and becomes the world’s super spy due to his acute hearing abilities :D

So this valentine-less lady will be working out her story today and the rest of the long weekend, as well as collecting ear pictures from her many magazines… hahahaha!!

The Zombie Tooth is officially done and awaiting $$ to be printed—sadly I spent the cash I had for it refinancing. So in turn I will save more $$ per month on my mortgage to afford such luxuries as printing comics!!

Ok get excited people because I will achieve my cult comic book writer status very soon—UNIVERSE are you listening???




The zombie tooth cover



Original concept art for "mouse"



One of my favorite frames from the story... just so silly that he is using the Ol' cup listening in method on his grown ear
:D hahaha